Bad reader reviews of classic horror novels
You can please some of the people, some of the time, but there’s no accounting for taste when it comes to classic horror literature. Read on to see some gold bar standards in the genre kicked to the curb:
THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE
How many patients do you need?
FRANKENSTEIN
Points for using his/her own shoes in his/her supporting argument.
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES
You know what choice words Bradbury would have for this guy? Probably something nice.
To paraphrase Winston Churchill, if you’re an author with bad reviews, it means you’ve written something worthwhile. Click here for more scathing reviews of beloved horror classics.
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November 30, 2013 at 9:58 am
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