Printers Row XXX recap: NSFW

(L-R: Joseph Matulich, Cynthia Pelayo, me, Max Booth III, Michael Matula, and Brian Dobbins)

(L-R: Joseph Matulich, Cynthia Pelayo, me, Max Booth III, Michael Matula, and Brian Dobbins)

Now available in paperback, Kindle, and Nook formats.

Now available in paperback, Kindle, and Nook formats.

Oooh, baby. I mean day-ummm. There was some hawt eye-on-book action at Printers Row XXX in Chicago. A full-frontal literary event, you might say. If you were looking for writers, publishers, and booksellers workin’ it, then baby, Printers Row XXX was the place to be this weekend.

I was there signing copies of LOSING TOUCH with Post Mortem Press, alongside my fellow authors Max Booth III (TOXICITY), Brian Dobbins (WITCH’S CARTEL), Cynthia Pelayo (SANTA MUERTE), Michael Matula (TRY NOT TO BURN), and Josef Matulich (CAMP ARCANUM), and some of us even brought our wives (or husband, as the case may be). The whole thing was like a Christina Aguilera video, really.

With all the drop-dead sexiness happening all around us, Max and I decided to play to our strengths and stage a bum fight between the two of us, but when push came to shove, we both fell down. How the signs ended up in our laps, I don’t know. And I don’t think I wanna know. And I think I’m safe not knowing, because what happens at Printers Row Lit Fest … stays at Printers Row Lit Fest.

We're almost ready to be eaten by a bath salt zombie.

We’re almost ready to be eaten by bath salt zombies.

If you missed Printers Row XXX, you will not want to miss next year. Just be sure to bring a bunch of singles, and leave your black lights at home, m’kay?

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